Jokes

Yesterday a cookie went to the doctor
it said it was feeling crummy!

Knock, knock,
who's there?
cooc.
cooc who
coocwho you're
a coocwho bird!

What do dogs like on there pizza?
Pupperony!

Some say monkeys can fly.
They ride in hot air baboons!

Knock knock.
Whose there?
little old lady.
little old lady
who?
hey I didn't
know you c-
ould yodel!

What weighs 100 bl and wares glass slippers?
cinderelifent!